Language English. Author Twain, Mark, Other Authors Ayres, Alex. Physical Description xi, p. Subjects Twain, Mark, -- Quotations. Twain, Mark, -- Humor. Notes Humorous prose in English. American writers,. View online Borrow Buy Freely available Show 0 more links Set up My libraries How do I set up "My libraries"? La Trobe University Library. Borchardt Library, Melbourne Bundoora Campus. Open to the public ; Library Headquarters. Home Books Fiction Classic Fiction. Look Inside.
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View Large Image. Born in Missouri under the name Samuel Langhorne Clemens, his penname, Mark Twain, was river-boat slang for 12 feet of water. In Stock with Supplier Shipping in days. Online Only. Clemens adopted the name Mark Twain after he established his voice as a jo Under Mark Twain he wrote classic fiction satire titles The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn on the nature of slavery and racism at the time.
Mark Twain's style of writing was friendly and funny, deflating egos and lifting spirits of those around him.
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Here are some of his kindest quotes and quips of wisdom. When will my order arrive? What happens if the goods are damaged when I open them up? You might also like. Ships in days. Add To Cart. I know I felt real good seeing as how myself is quoted in two or three places, and as far as memory serves, I do believe that Mr.
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I mean, I said a lot more than any body could really bear in that long book by Mr. Mark Twain about my so-called "adventures" down the Mississippi with Jim and all that happened. He quotes me as saying that all men are cowards, and I guess that's pretty much the truth, if you look at it deep enough. But heck, that ain't really no big bit of wisdom. Any plum fool could see that considering how people are scared to death of people like kings and such and the Widow Douglas and how the best thing a body can do is just get away from ornery people and truant officers and such. Mark Twain hisself. Some of what he writes is pretty funny, like "Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.
It kinda breaks up the flow of the idea and surprises a body reading it. It's just like when Mr. Mark Twain was on the stage giving all those lectures and talks and such. He just liked to make people laugh, especially if he could get them to laughing at themselves. Some of these so called witticisms and wisdoms kinda leave a body to wondering what the tarnation old Sammy Clemens which is his real name, don't you know had in mind. For instance I don't see the meaning in this line, much less any wit and wisdom in it: "Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.
And by the way my left hand's about as smart as my right, and I know tell of a few lefties who could tell Mr. Samuel Langhorne Clemens that if either of their hands was dumb, it would be the right one.
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But some of this is right smart and makes for some pretty good reading, if a body has such a hankering. For example when I said that "Conscience takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides" I must say in all modesty that I pretty much knew what I was talking about. But of course this refers only to such people that have done something they need to feel bad about.
As Mr. Mark Twain says, "Man is the only animal who blushes.
Or needs to. Mark Twain's main technique is to put one thing up against another, close by--the first having quite a real distance from the second, thereby making a body wonder and then have to laugh at such a joining up. Take this for instance: "Do your duty today and repent tomorrow. It reminds me of something that Mr. Clemens did not say: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions. I also couldn't help but notice in my analyzing that Mr.
Mark Twain is in no danger of going to the Good Place hisself and that may account for the fact that he is so darn awful cynical, if you understand my meaning. I do have one criticism of this book. It is that Pudd'nhead Wilson seems to have more to say than I do, and considering that I said a lot more than he did in a book that is a lot longer, I just wonder if Mr.
Paul Negri is supposing that Pudd'nhead who wasn't named Pudd'nhead because he was all that full of wit and wisdom is better at dispensing such than I am. Be that as it may, this is, as I said before, a short and easy read and therefore I recommend it. Oct 28, Michael de Percy rated it really liked it Shelves: reviewed. I was surprised by Mark Twain's views on women. I have become accustomed to nineteenth-century authors verging on the misogynistic, but Twain, at least from this collection of quotes, would appear to be the exception to the rule. For instance p. This is a bit rich, of course, because Twain relied heavily on his wife, Olivia Langdon Clemens, although he seems to have worked hard to keep the family financiall I was surprised by Mark Twain's views on women.
This is a bit rich, of course, because Twain relied heavily on his wife, Olivia Langdon Clemens, although he seems to have worked hard to keep the family financially afloat. Twain writes p. The female one. Yet Twain was critical of humans p. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah didn't miss the boat. There are many other quotes on religion, nationalism, the liberal ideal as it relates to monarchy versus a republic , and socialisation. For example p. Yet his pithy sayings are usually humorous p.
Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. I did not know that Twain had to declare bankruptcy in I had assumed that he was successful and that was that. But his ironic wit may well have been a result of his financial trials and tribulations: he went on an international lecture tour to make ends meet p. It makes me wonder how he maintained his sense of humour when things went awry.
Maybe that his wife owned the rights to his work helped, hence his admiration for her. He was also experienced in the attitudes of the world p. Jul 27, Tippy Jackson rated it it was ok Shelves: , quotes. I actually wished the quotes were't arranged by type. They started to get a bit repetitive that way.
A few favorites: "Such is the human race. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. Even authors, envisioning future utopias in books such as "Looking Backwards" still cast women as second class citizens. But Twain decided for himself what was moral and right, despite the world around him. At least it seems so from quotes like these. The works of great masters are like wine.
But everyone drinks water. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it. A Fun Read!! Twain traveled widely and saw much. He had an opinion about everything and a knack for expressing those opinions in such a memorable manner that he became one of the most popular lecturers on both sides of the Atlantic. His quotes included in this volume range from lighthearted humor to the bitterly ironic. I enjoyed both the humor and the wisdom of Twain's observations and believe most other readers will enjoy what he has to say.
I really enjoyed this little book of Twain's quotes and I highly recommend it. Just to share some of my personal favorites are: Travel is fatal to prejudice bigotry and narrow mindedness and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate : when he can't afford it, and when he can. The phases of the womanly nature are infinite in their variety.
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Take any type of woman, and you will find in it something to respect, something to adm I really enjoyed this little book of Twain's quotes and I highly recommend it. Take any type of woman, and you will find in it something to respect, something to admire, something to love. Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
Nov 17, Jill rated it liked it. This collection of Mark Twain quotes is not particularly witty or wise. The editors could have perhaps cast a wider net to gather more interesting quotes. Nevertheless, there are some gems here and there in this book, and they are organized by topi This collection of Mark Twain quotes is not particularly witty or wise.
Nevertheless, there are some gems here and there in this book, and they are organized by topic for easy reference.